I think I found the post in question and I am laughing soooo fucking hard right now.
I’m quite sure we’re talking about the same post (unless there’s been some new shit stirred up by people I have blocked already) and trust me when I say that the only thing preventing me from writing a two paragraph comment on the idiocy of such assumptions and consequent reaction is that I’m facepalming too hard right now.
People. Jumping to conclusions.
(And someone please stop me before I make incredibly lame puns related to kangaroos.)
Oh I know it’s shocking. I mean, Just this last weekend my husband - my goddamn husband! - kissed and hugged another woman in front of me. The cheek! The fucking Cheek!
Mind you, I can’t throw stones:
(That was our wedding day and no, that is not my husband nor a family member.)
Clearly, neither of us can keep it in our pants. I’ll no doubt lose a great many followers because of this but, god dammit. I can’t help it. I’m an irrepressible dickhound, clearly.
UNACCEPTABLE!
Then again, I shouldn’t talk since not only I’ve done all these things (except the getting married part) BUUUUT I’ve even slept in the same bed with a guy that was neither my boyfriend nor a relative! Sure, we were wearing clothes and everything and were just sleeping but but but.
I’m the worst.Sorry dear followers for disappointing you. Feel free to throw stones in my general direction.
I just keep laughing harder and harder at this. Mostly because I keep seeing the OP and going “oh god, you’re like, fourteen or fifteen, aren’t you?” Caught right in that clusterfuck where any touch between people means IMMINENT SEX SEX SEX and it’s supposed to mean something to a grown man who doesn’t know you exist that you “may have gone off him a bit” as a result.
Hehe, that’s what I thought too. (Uh, was I really that bad when I was 14? I hope not)
Not to mention that even if they were kissing on the lips… duh, open relationship? just a way of greeting a close lesbian (or even non lesbian) friend? It’s not like they were dry humping on the street.
And I’m gonna laugh forever if that girl was in fact his girlfriend and she simply went to the hair salon or whatever some time between the two photos.
Oh gods of the paparazzi, please make a new photo appear on TEH INTERNETZ that confirms this! I wanna laugh!
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fluffmugger reblogged this from arianka and added:
And yet, no one threw a fit when he dropped the snog on Miss Piggy. Fucking bacon-hating facists.
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arianka reblogged this from fluffmugger and added:
Hehe, that’s what I thought too. (Uh, was I really that bad when I was 14? I hope not) Not to mention that even if they...
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